About Us
Mike
SHREDDER
S.B.B
COOL HAND
aNIMAL
mike (the voice)
A mystery wrapped in an enigma surounded by a burrito.. who is he? What is he? How much are the rest of the guys willing to pay him to sing for them... all will be revealed...soon...ish..
SLIM BOY BASS (sbb TO THE LADEEZ)
The brains behind the Fretlock phenomenon... his rippling muscles and high soaring voice coupled with his sensual, pumping bass notes send women into convulsions of pleasure... he can also design and fit kitchens - the Perfect man... nuff said
SHREDDER
The get from an illicit affair between Marilyn Monroe and Richie Blackmore, the Shredder was a beast of two different worlds, one of staring into mirrors and admiring himself, the other of staring into mirrors to see if his pentatonic scales were up to scratch and were matching the facial gurning.... His incredible speed on the Fretboard has been known to set guitars afire and womens loins a yearning...
Cool Hand
As cold as ice, as cool as a cold beer from the deep freeze... he's unflappable, unpredictable, unstoppable! Women love him, men want to be him, dogs are strangely attracted to him but then you can't have everything eh? But if you want rhythm, he's your man.
animal
Some say he can hear drum beats on the wind... Some say he has terrible wind but he'll tell you it's definitely Martin. Some say he can't be human, as nothing human could pummel the drums that hard for that long and still be called human...Some say he's into Motor racing, but this is a myth.. some say he's the Stig....maybe....
